INT. MID-PRICED WATERFRONT RESTAURANT, NOON
A business lunch with three suited bank executives/PR types, one top newspaper editor/general manager (BOSS) and one hapless business editor (ME)
BOSS: "Hi, bank executives we hope will take ads out in our paper. This here is our business editor, who would love to write stories about you. Unfortunately, our business section is totally not authoritative. How unfortunate."
ME: (hides under table in shame) "Lalala, I can't hear you, I'm reconsidering my career options."
"Lalala, I can't hear you, I'm reconsidering my career options."
ReplyDeleteHahahah, that's me like everyday!
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